• Black long sleeve unisex t-shirt with 'I'M NOT DRINKING I'M HYDRATING' printed in white on the front. A perfect wine and hydration everyday shirt - Gourmandee Tees, Wear Your Taste. funny wine humor or gift.
  • A woman sitting at an outdoor patio table holding a glass of red wine, wearing a white long-sleeve t-shirt with the text 'I'M NOT DRINKING I'M HYDRATING' printed in black on the front, paired with blue jeans.
  • A man wearing a navy blue long-sleeve t-shirt with the white printed text 'I'M NOT DRINKING I'M HYDRATING' sits at an outdoor cafe table with an open book and a glass of water.
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I'm Not Drinking I'm Hydrating T-shirt

I'm Not Drinking I'm Hydrating T-shirt

$54.99 CAD
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Unisex fit — not too boxy, not too tight.

Not all hydration looks the same. Wine, beer, bubbles, or zero-proof pours included — the I’m Not Drinking, I’m Hydrating Long Sleeve T-Shirt is made for people who enjoy the ritual, without the rules.

This long-sleeve tee is made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel, with a lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric, comfortable regular fit, and ribbed cuffs. Premium quality for people who live the vibe, not just the occasion. Available in sizes S-2XL.

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