I'm Not Drinking I'm Hydrating T-shirt (Short Sleeve)
I'm Not Drinking I'm Hydrating T-shirt (Short Sleeve)
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Unisex fit — not too boxy, not too tight.
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Hydration, depending who’s asking.
For wine weekends, patio lunches, winery stops, and the people who always show up with a bottle in hand.
The tee that gets compliments before the second pour.
Printed on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and easy to wear from day plans to late pours.
Clean unisex fit with a relaxed drape that works dressed up, layered, or casual.
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A wine lifestyle t-shirt for people who get the joke without explaining it.
Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
A premium unisex fit, designed to flatter every body.
XS - Length: 27" Width: 16½" Chest: 31-34"
S- Length: 28" Width: 18" Chest: 34-37"
M - Length: 29" Width: 20" Chest: 38-41"
L - Length: 30" Width: 22" Chest: 42-45"
XL - Length: 31" Width: 24" Chest: 46-49"
2XL - Length: 32" Width: 26" Chest: 50-53"
3XL - Length: 33" Width: 28" Chest: 54-57"
4XL - Length: 34" Width: 30" Chest: 58-61"
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
100% Airlume Cotton. Pre-shrunk. Unisex fit - not too boxy and not too tight.
Machine wash inside out with gentle detergent. Use non-chlorine bleach. Tumble-dry low or hang to dry. Cool iron inside-out. Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free standard shipping.
Delivered in 4 - 10 business days.
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Gourmandee Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 10 Yonge Street, #2210, Toronto, ON M5E 1R4 CANADA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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