I’m Not Drinking, I’m Hydrating Hat – Funny Drinking Hat
I’m Not Drinking, I’m Hydrating Hat – Funny Drinking Hat
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Unisex fit — not too boxy, not too tight.
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For the ones who know exactly what they’re doing — even if they say they’re not.
“I’m not drinking. I’m hydrating.”
A statement hat that works whether it’s wine, beer, cocktails, or nothing at all. Built for brewery visits, wine tastings, weekends out, and everyday wear.
Structured, comfortable, and finished with clean front embroidery and a “pour decisions” detail on the back.
Easy to wear. Impossible to ignore.
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Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
One Size - Adjustable Fit
Circumference 20 ½-24 ⅜
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
100% chino cotton twill
Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
6 embroidered eyelets
3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free Standard Shipping
Delivered within 5 - 10 business days
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Gourmandee Tees and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 10 Yonge Street, Suite 2210 Toronto, ON M5E 1R4 CANADA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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